Sabtu, 26 Oktober 2013

Batutut? scary? OH


Geng bully jalan duluan, di tengah jalan peta&kompas nya Dion ilang ga tau kenapa-_-
D: ‘yahh ko kompas gue ilang sih??’
M: ‘yahh... ko gitu yon?’
D: ‘tau nihh,, gimana dongg??’
G: ‘kita bisa tersesatttt-,-‘
D: ‘ehh yaa!! Lo jangan ngomong gitu dongg!!’ kata dion panik
G: ‘tapi, kalo kita tersesat beneran gimanaa??’
D: ‘kita ga bakal tersesat’
F: ‘kalo kita ketemu binatang buas gimana?’
D: ‘yaaa... kita kabur’ 
N: ‘kalo dia ngejar?’
D: ‘yaa nasib, kita pulang tinggal nama’
G: ‘GUE GA MAO MATI YONN!!!!’ gue triak histeris
M: ‘udahh udahh kita lanjutin jalan nya’
Sambil jalan kita ber6 crita crita ga jelas~
R: ‘ehh,, lo tau sejarah hutan ini ga?’ kata rehan bikin deg degan
M: ‘hah??? Emang ada?’
R: ‘pasti ada lah’
N: ‘takut gue jadi nya’ Nyimas merinding
Dari tadi Fifi nengok nengok ke blakang mulu. Gue ga tau kenapa.
G: ‘Fi, lo kenapa sih?’
F: ‘eee.. ga papa’
G: ‘udahh crita aja’
F: ‘ahhh,, entar lo lo pada, pada ketakutan lagi??’
G: ‘udah lahh crita aja'
F: ‘waktu ituu,, gue pernah di critain sama bapak gue' 
G: ‘crita nya gimana?’
F: ‘jadi di sini ada sejarah nya. Jadi hutan ini tuh masih hutan biasa, tapi di sini ada jalan pintas untuk ke hitan larangan. Kita ga boleh nyasar ke situ. Konon katanya kalo masuk ke situ ga bisa balik lagi’
D: ‘ehhhh,,,, pada ngomongin apaan sihh??’ Dion penasaran
G: ‘Fifi lagi nyeritain tentang apa apa aja tentang hutan ini'
Tiba tiba dita dan micko menghilang seketika semua panik
R: ‘ehh,, lo liat Micko Dita gak?’
G: ‘ohh iya, mana ya tuh anak?’
R: ‘lhoo??! Ko dia ngilang sihh??’
D: ‘jangan jangannnn’
R: ‘khuss.. lo ini udah lahh jangan ngomong kaya gitu’
Fifi ngomong dengan tatapan tajam
F: ‘Dion benar, semua ini bisa kejadian, bapak ku bilang penghuni hutan ini di sebut BATUTUT’  Dion Rehan ketawa
F: ‘ehh,, Dion, Rehan. Jangan ngetawain dia!kamu bisa terancam hidup nya nanti’
 D+R: ‘ohh yaa,, maap maap’
D: ‘ihh,, lo serem banget sih fi’
G: ‘ohhh,, udah udahh.. kita cari aja tuh Micko Dita’

Sambil berjalan mencari Micko dan Dita. Fifi merasakan sesuatu. Tiba tiba dia bilang
                      ‘’AWASS’’ Fifi teriak
D: ‘ada apaan sihh??, perasaan ga ada apa apa’
F: ‘tadi gue rasa, ada batutut lewat sini’
G: ‘hahh?!?? Batutu? Betuk nya gimana?’ gue panasaran
F: ‘bentuk nya kecil pendek kulit nya item kecoklatan, lari nya cepet banget
G: ‘ehh,, jangan gitu lo
F: ‘walaupun dia kecil dia lari nya cepet banget’
R: ‘iya apaa? Wah gue kalah dongg-,-
F: ‘iyaaa’ fifi meyakinkan
Gue tiba tiba menegangkan swasana
“AWASS”
R: ‘ada apa lagi sih?’
G: ‘a a a da u u lerrr’ ga tau kenapa gue jadi gagap
D: ‘manaa??’
G: ‘ituuu,, awass jangan jalan dulu
D: ‘okee.. itungan pertama kita bersedia, kedua siap, itungan ketiga kita KABUR ... ‘
G: ‘kita harus kemana lagi nih on?’
D: ‘mana gue tauu,, kompas sama peta gue aja ilang’
Sambil jalan mencari Nyimas dan Micko, kita ketemu binatang buas
R: ‘ehh.. itu apaan tuhh?!’
R: ‘mana?’ gue penasaran
G: ‘aaaaa
R: ‘aaaa a a ada singkongg’ rehan gagap
G: ‘bukan bego! Kingkonggg’ gue gemeteran
R: ‘aaaa a a ada boboo ...’ gue gemeteran
G: ‘bukan begooo! Babii!
R: ‘aaaa a a ada sri kandii’
G: ‘bukan begoo!! SRI GALAAAA!!’ lagi lagi, gue gemeteran
D: ‘kini saat nya kita harus KABUURRRR!!!! ...’ kata Dion panik ga nahan
    Kita tinggal ber4 udah ber4 mencar mencar lagi. Gue ama Rehan, Fifi ama Dion.
D: ‘aduhh.. pake acara ke pencar segala lagi’
F: ‘lagi sii.. tadi lari nya mencar mencar. Kalo dah kaya gini kan jadi ribet yon’
D: ‘iyaa iyaa’                                                                                                 
Back to gue & rehan
R: ‘ehh ko jadi ber2 doang sihh?? Perasaan tadi kita ber4’
G: ‘ohh iya yak, kok jadi ber2
R: ‘kenapa juga sih, gue nya harus sama lo?, aturan mah gue ama Dion nah lo ama Fifiiii’
G: ‘Fifi serem tau han’
R: ‘iya yakk, dari tadi crita begituan mulu. Mrinding gue’
G: ‘udahh ayo kita cari jalan kluar’
R: ‘tumben lu nyambung’
G: ‘ehh lu liat ga?? Itu tuhh’
R: ‘eh iyaa, gue liat tanya yukk. Sapa tau kita ketemu jalan kluar’
G: ‘hhmmm... benertuhh, ayoo ayoo’
R: ‘pak! Permisi bapakk tau jalan kluar ga?’
    Pas dia balik badan ternyata dia cewek. Cuma murip laki muka nya dah rada tua, rada pendek, item bawa tongkat baju nya kegedean
G: ‘ohh.. maap mbak hehee.. saya ga tau’
Mbak: kalian ati ati masuk hitan ini. Daerah ini sudah masuk daerah hutan larangan. Hati hati saja nak orag yang masuk ke daerah ini tidak bisa balik lagi’
G+R: ‘hahh??’ gue cengo, rehan cengo. Untung nya tuh bapak bapak *eh maksud nya mbak mbak itu kaga ikut cengo
G: ‘ohh yaudah makasih ya mbak'
Gue Rehan pergi meninggal kan mbak mbak itu, pas gue nengok blakang dia udah ga ada
G: ‘han, mbak mbak yang tadi udah ga ada aja yak, perasaan kan kita ninggalin dia baru beberapa detik lalu’
R: ‘jangan jangannnnnn’
G: ‘jangan jangan apaa?!?!’
R: ‘KACAWWWW’
G: ‘ehh,, tapi omongan nya dia kenapa sama ya, sama apa yang di ommongin Fifi?’
R: ‘iya juga ya!’
G: ‘trus Fifi juga bilang, batutut tuhh ciri ciri nya pendek tua, rada item,  lari nya cepet’
R: ‘jangan jangan diaaa “BATUTUT” lagi’
G: ‘aaaaaa.... dia juga tadi ngilang nya cepet kan??’                                                                                                                                                                                  R: ‘jadi, kita udah pernah ngeliat batutut?? Lo inget ga muka nya?
G: ‘GAKK!!, gue ga mau inget inget. Nanti gue jadi merinding sendiri lagi’                                                     R: ‘bener juga yaa!!
G: ‘serem!, sekarang aja kaki gue gemeteran’                                                                                                                                                                       R: ‘SAMAAA!!’                                                                                                                                      G: ‘udahh udahh, ayo kita cari Micko dan Dita *liat ke atas langit*                                                              R: ‘lo liat deh itu apaan putih putih?'                                                                                                                                                                          G: ‘manaa?                                                                                                                                                                  R: ‘itu’                                                                                                                                                               G: ‘aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Lariii....’                                                                                                                      Gue ama Rehan mencar jadi sendiri sendiri. Pas gue mundur mundur                                                           G: ‘aaaaa!!! ..’                                                                                                                                               D: ‘apaan sih lu ya, gue Dion elahh’                                                                                                             G: ‘ohh lu Dion, Fifi mana?’                                                                                                                              F: ‘i’m here’                                                                                                                                                  D: ‘lo kok bisa mencar gitu ama Rehan?’                                                                                                 G: ‘au, tadi gue ama Rehan liat putih putih terbang, trus kita juga ketemu batutut’                                                                           F: ‘lahh?!? Ko lo ketemu batutut?, lo ga takut??’                                                                                     G: ‘awal nya gitu, pas gue kaga tau kalo itu batutut’                                                                                       D: ‘serem ga?’                                                                                                                                                   G: ‘ahh tau lah! Gue ga mau inget inget lagi’                                                                                      D: ‘trus Rehan nasib nya gimana?’                                                                                                                       G: ‘au’                                                                                                                                                             D: ‘kasian bat sobat kecil gue’                                                                                                                         F: ‘hahahhahah’ Fifi ketawa kaya pen muntaber
Kita ke Rehan
    Rehan ternyata nyasar nya ke geng ssateyy di situ dia ketemu Isti <3 ciyehhh ;p di situ dia cowok sendiri. Yang lain nya cewek .-.                                                                                                                     R: ‘eh, lo liat Micko sama Dita ga?’
DD: ‘kaga’                                                                                                                                                      FF: ‘emang ngapa?’                                                                                                                                         R: ‘dia ilang.’ ‘trus, sekarang kita kemana?’                                                                                          S: ‘yaaaa,,, balik ke tenda lah’                                                                                                                            R: ‘emang lo tau apa jalan pulang nya?’                                                                                                        DT: ‘Tau’                                                                                                                                                   FF: ‘Rehan dari tadi deket deket Isti mulu ngapa ya?                                                                                      DD: ‘mungkin dia suka kali’                                                                                                                              FF: ‘hahahha’ Farah ketawa                                                                                                             Geng ssateyy berenti                                                                                                                              R: ‘ko berenti sih?’                                                                                                                                      DT: ‘istirahat dulu’                                                                                                                                         FF: ‘kan cape han’                                                                                                                                          R: ‘apa lagi gue sama Aya dan geng bully, kecuali Micko sama Dita. Pertama kita ketemu srigala, babi sama kingkong, trus gue sama aya ketemu batutut. Ketiga gue sama Aya lari terbirit birit gara gara liat benda putih putih terbang di langit                                                                                                    S: ‘sett,, dahhh’                                                                                                                                             Rehan menuju Isti yang lagi duduk di bawah pohon. Untuk kali ini di geng ssateyy ga ada veve dia memutuskan untuk tidak ikut kemping!
Back to Rehan
Rehan duduk di samping Isti                                                                                                                             R: ‘haiii,, tii ;D’ sapa Rehan                                                                                                                                     I: ‘Halloo ;D’                                                                                                                                                           R: ‘ti, gue pengen bilangg..... kita kan dah kenal lama sejak dari kelas 4 jadii....’                               I: ‘jadi apa?, lo suka sama guee?!?!’ Isti memotong pembicaraan                                                                         R: ‘hehehehe, iya ti. Lo mau ga jadi pacar gue?’                                                                                             I: ‘eeee... gimana ya? Maslah nya kita beda geng lo bully gue ssateyy geng lu ngebully geng gue trus’                                                                                                                                                             R: ‘hhmm,, kalo ga mau juga ga papa ko’                                                                                                     I: ‘tapii...’                                                                                                                                                             R: ‘tapi apaa??, lo mau kan terima gue??’                                                                                             I: ‘hhmm.. yaudah deh, lo gue terima. Tapi janji yaa ;D’                                                                    R: ‘apa? ;*’                                                                                                                                                       I: ‘jangan ngebully gue dan temen temen yang lain {}’                                                                               R: ‘ohhh oke deh sippp (y) ;*’                                                                                                                *senyum* I: ‘emang, kenapa lo suka sama gue?, bukti cinta lo  apa tunjukin dongg ;p’                                                                                          R: ‘yaaa... gue suka sama lo karna, lo calm, sabar tiap di bully, bukti cinta gue 
-          You smile i smile
-          You cry i cry
-          You happy i happy :* {}’
Isti tersipu malu, Sekar bisik ke Dinda                                                                                                   S: ‘eehh... Rehann.. liatt!! Deket banget diaa’                                                                                                       DD: ‘ccieeee,,, Rehannn ;pp’                                                                                                                                 R: ‘apa sihh ;p orang gue udah jadian B-)                                                                                              FF: ‘kapan??’                                                                                                                                                     R: ‘tadiii.. barusan aja ;p’                                                                                                                                DT: ‘ga elit banget sihh,, lu nembak cewek di utan-_-V’                                                                                  I: ‘ahahhaahah;P’Isti ketawa                                                                                                                            S: ‘ehh.. ayo ayo ayo! Lari lari lari, jan buang buang waktu!’                                                            ‘siiiaaappp’ kata anak anak yang lain
    Gara gara saking semangat nya lari. Lagi lagi Rehan nyasar! Dia salah jalan, orang orang belok dia lurus. Lagian ga nyadar sama sekali -_-
Sekarang kita ke Aya Fifi Dion
    Mereka lagi asik asik jalan tau tau muncul sebuah hewan kaga jelas. Mereka lari sekenceng kenceng nya sampai gue terpisah akhir nya gue tereak tereak dah kaya apaan tau                                                                                                                                       ‘FIFIIII..... DIOONNN’                                                                                                                                   G: ‘FIIFIIIIII DIONNNN dimana loo??’
    Pas gue mundur mindur tau tau ada semacam kurcaci yang nabrak gue. Gue langsung teriak histeris  
‘AAAAAAAAAAAAA siapa loo???’                                                                                                              R: ‘iihhh... lebay amat sih lu! Gue Rehan elah!’                                                                                             G: ‘ohhh,, abis muke lu’                                                                                                                                    R: ‘apaa?!?!’                                                                                                                                                      G: ‘jelek!’                                                                                                                                                    R: ‘sabar gue mahh.. ehh,, kenapa kita bisa berdua sihh?’                                                                               G: ‘au! Lu nyasar nya di pikir pikir dulu yaa? Nyari tempa yang ada gue nya??’                                R: ‘amit amit, gue udah jadian dongg ;pp’                                                                                                     G: ‘idihh... emang ada yang mao ama lu? Siapa?’                                                                                                              R: ‘Isti, tadi gue nembak Isti di bawah poon, tadi kan gue nyasar nya ke geng ssateyy yang anggota nya kamseupay semua’
G: ‘iya lahh,, orang kampung. Lagi kenapa lo nyasar ke situ? Kenapa ga sama gue aja! Sama Fifi sama Dion!’                                                                                                                                                               R: ‘yaaaaaa.... kalo boleh milih mah mending sama lo lo pada dari pasa gue ama geng ssateyy, mana di situ gue cowok sendiri lagi!’                                                                                                        G: ‘tapi kaann,, kalo lo ikut gue, lo ga bakal jadian sama Isti’                                                                          R: ‘tumben lo sepemikiran sama gue’                                                                                                                G: ‘jehhh’                                                                                                                                                        R: ‘semogaa,, kita ga ketemu sama yang aneh aneh lagi yaaa’                                                                    G: ‘ehh... hann.. liat deh... depannn depannn...’                                                                                                     Rehan nengok ke depan R: ‘wahh... ada sungai yaa.. sungai jarang jarang gue kaya gini’                                                                           G: ‘samaaa.. gue juga han’                                                                                                                               R: ‘kesonooo yokk,, kesonoo..’                                                                                                                      G: ‘lepas sepatu hann’                                                                                                                                     R: ‘iyaaa’                                                                                                                                                             G: ‘ehh lo liat orang ga di sono??, pake baju pramuka juga 2 orang’                                                                R: ‘liaatt,, liat.. kaya nya cewek cowok deh’                                                                                               Gue ama rehan jalan ke sono, ketempat tu orang berada                                                                                  G: ‘MICKOOO!!! DTIAAA!!!’                                                                                                                        M: ‘AYAAAAAA!!!!! REHANNN!!!’                                                                                                              R: ‘lo kok ngilang sih??’                                                                                                                           M: ‘gue di ajak dita jalan jalan’                                                                                                                    G: ‘hahhh??, jalan jalan di utan??’                                                                                                                 R: ‘jalan jalan di mall gitu. Ini di utan -_-V’                                                                                                       M: ‘tapi seruu tauu,, pemandangan nya bagus kerenn (y)’ sambil nunjuk sungai                                    N: ‘udah yuuuu,, kita ke sana!’ sambil nunjuk daratan yang ada di sebrang sungai                             G: ‘kita nyebrangin ni sungai make apa?’                                                                                                     M: ‘yaaa, jalan kaki lahh’                                                                                                                               R: ‘yaudahhh,, pegangan tangan teman teman’                                                                                                             N: ‘jangan sampe kelepas yaa’                                                                                                                      G: ‘iya’
    Singkat cerita kita semua dah menyebrangi sungai Micko mengambil sebuah makanan yang ada di tas nya lalu makanan itu jatoh dan Rehan liat ada monyet monyet (pantessodaranya) tiba tiba monyet itu turun dari poon dan mengejar Micko ama temen temen nya.
R: ‘monyet itu ternyata pen makanan nya Micko’                                                                                            M: ‘ahhh,, gue laper han!’                                                                                                                                 G: ‘kalo masalah laper atau ga laper, kita semua laper koo!!’ ‘ehh monyet nya ngejar tuhh’               M: ‘larii !!!’                                                                                                                                                  R: ‘udahh kasih ajaa,,’ sambil terus lari                                                                                                     Monyet monyet itu makin ngejar Micko                                                                                              G: ‘udahh... cepettt keasih aja elah ... brapa sii brapa sii. Tuh harga makanan’                                 M: ‘3rb’                                                                                                                                                              R: ‘elahhh 3rb doangg,, lo pilih nyawa apa makanan??’                                                                            Micko langsung ngelempar makanan ke blakang semua narik napas                                                              N: ‘tuhkan, bener dia tuh mau makanan lo. Dia sekarnag ga ngejar ngejar kita lagi’                                                                               R: ‘PALE LUUU !!!! liat blakang liatt dia masih ngejar kitaa!!’                                                   Selayak nya orang bego yang ga tau apa apa. Kita malah berdiam diri di tempat-_-                                                                                          M: ‘ehh,, tu monyet di belakang kaya lagi ngejar ngejar orang’ Micko masang muka gembel nya                                                                                                                                                              R: ‘hhmm,, iya tuh monyet. Ngapain yahh?’ Rehan masang muka idiot nya                                                  M: ‘aahahh masa dia ngejar kitaa ga mungkinn (n)’ Micko ngajak ribut                                                        N: ‘iyaaa ga mungkinn haha ga mungkin’ Nyimas asem                                                                                G: ‘ehhh tu monyet kaya makit deket aja yaaa’ kata gue penuh kenajongan                                                       R: ‘trus sekarang kita harus ngapain??’                                                                                                       N: ‘yaaa,, maen masak masakan ajaa ;p’                                                                                                        R: ‘iyaa bener’                                                                                                                                              G: ‘dasar begoo!!!’ sambil jentulin pala ‘sekarang kita harusssssssss’                                                              M: ‘kaburr!!!!’ Micko motong pembicaraan
   Kita mencar tanda taktik, gue Rehan ke kanan. Micko Dita ke kiri
Gue bisik Rehan                                                                                                                                                   G: ‘monyet nya masih ada?’                                                                                                                              R: ‘kaya nya’                                                                                                                                                                   G: ‘hadohhh x_x’ gue nepok jidat
    Tiba tiba Micko ngajak ngomong Rehan dengan bahasa isyarat gue ama Nyimas cengo Nyimas tereak                                                                                                                                                                  N: ‘AYAA!!!! Monyet nya masih ada blom?’  Gue ngintip perlahan lahan                                                                 G: ‘Huh udah ga ada mas’                                                                                                                                M: ‘ ayo kabur kabur kabur kabur’                                                                                                              Sambil berjalan ke tenda Rehan nengok ke kanan ke kiri blakang mulu ada apasih?? Gue kaga tau                                                                                                                                                     G: ‘re, lo kenapa sih?’                                                                                                                                         R: ‘kita harus cari jalan kelar sebelum waktu magrib tiba’                                                                     M: ‘emang kenapa han?’                                                                                                                                   R: ‘yaaaa...yaa.... yaa... soal nyaa’                                                                                                                        N: ‘soal nya apa han?’                                                                                                                                  R : ‘soal nya gelap masss,, kalo lewat magrib gelap’                                                                                                                                                                     G: ‘jehhhhh’                                                                                                                                                R: ‘menurut film film yang gue tonton kalo kita tersesat di hutan kita harus cari mata angin utara’                                                                                                                                                                   N: ‘whatt!??! Utara?? Emang lo tau utara di mana?’                                                                                      R: ‘hhhmm... kalo cara nentuin nyari utara kira harus nyari pohon yang di satu sisi berlumut’                                                                         G: ‘hah?? Apa kata lo?? Lumur? Ga ahh.. cape tauu.. masa kita nyari poon satu satu yang ada lumut nya’                                                                                                                                                              R: ‘yaa,, mau ga mau. Mau pulang ga??’                                                                                                      N: ‘yaelah!!-_-‘                                                                

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